14 August 2007

post tannerisms and immigration reform

..apparently tanner is none too fond of his brother elliott...i dont know if this kid is stealing all the family thunder, eating all the food, bogarting all the video time, or what..but he has gotten on tanner's bad side in a big way... tanner claims

..he *(the brother, whose name doesnt escape his lips) doesnt even have a BLUE card ..'' ..''what is a blue card?'' i ask...''well you know what a green card is, when theyre not even from this PLANET they get a blue card..'' ..(he) doesnt even qualify for a blue card...

he keeps insisting the offending brother needs to undergo a dna test to see if he's actually even human..

..i offer that since his status is so questionable and we are in roundup lock em up mode, perhaps they should call the INS... yes!! Tanner and Nate shout.. and run to the computer to google to INS. With the right number and contacts, they can get the ball rolling getting this kid sent back to wherever...

..but they got distracted by something else online and besides didnt know what INS stood for..i guess Elliott is safe for the time being...

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